The two latest Soccerlens podcasts [1, 2] have seen Clarkey & Spraggy trying to tickle your funny bone with their suggestions for the film remakes they’d like to see football folk in.

It’s been a hit-and-miss feature so far, so we’re asking you to put the dynamic duo out of their misery and come up with some genuinely funny offerings.

You’ve already been propping up the show with some suggestions but we desperately need more or Clarkey & Spraggy will inflict more of their own on an unsuspecting world. And no-one wants that.

Here’s what they’ve been able to muster between them so far…

Joleon Lescott – Scarface

Arsene Wenger – How To lose Friends & Alienate People

Stan Collymore – Rear Window

Aaron Lennon – Catch Me If You Can

Malcolm Glazer and Tom Hicks – America Gangster(s)

Edwin van der Sar – Blame It On Rio

Tony Pulis & James Beattie – The Break-Up

Craig Bellamy – Fight Club

Andy Reid – Run Fat Boy Run

Jonathan Woodgate – The Man Who Knew Too Little

Didier Drogba – Vertigo(Ferdinand)

Michael Owen – The Comeback Kid

Alan Hutton – [Mini-Me in] Austin Powers

Brad Friedel – American Beauty

If you think you can do better (and let’s face it, the bar hasn’t been set that high), email your gems to [email protected] and Clarkey & Spraggy will feature them on next week’s show.